likestarscream:

holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this 
mom i know u can hear me
wHY 
WHY TELL ME 
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

growing up, we all had that friend who stocked their fridge with all the good shit

likestarscream:

holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles

and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”

and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 

so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg

why did you do this 

mom i know u can hear me

wHY 

WHY TELL ME 

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

growing up, we all had that friend who stocked their fridge with all the good shit

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chereneallyson:

It’s gone 1am and I am finding this so much funnier than I should!

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mmorninglightt:

I will never be sad again

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yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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foodtrucker:

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before

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  • year is 2392

  • child:

    mommy i can't sleep

  • mother:

    don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations

  • mother:

    WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

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